Score Guidelines

Excellent: I'd have to kill you if you take this book away (5 stars)

Great: I'd buy another copy of this book for a friend (4.5 stars)

Very good: I'd tell some to buy their own copy of this book (4 stars)

Pretty good: I'd loan this book out, but would be upset if it wasn't returned (3 stars)

Good: I'd loan this book out, and not worry if it comes back (2 stars)

Okay: I'd give away this book (1 star)

Bad: I'm embarrassed to tell anyone that I read this book (0 stars)

Rating Guidelines

None: I'd share this book with my 10 year old son (absolutely no sex)

Romantic: I'd share this book with my 10 year old daughter (no sex, not even closed door sex, maybe kissing and hand holding, but nothing more)

Sensual : I'd share this book with my mother (making out and possibly closed door sex)

Yummy: I'd share this book with my friends and co-workers (explicit sex without any "forbidden" words)

Heat Wave: I'd share this book with my my best friend (explicit sex with "forbidden" words)

Combustible: ??? (beyond explicit sex, but still one man, one woman)

Inferno: ??? (anything goes)